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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Fun with Email Marketers

Just when I thought I had nothing to write about, along comes the following solicitation to my inbox, courtesty of Thank for the writing prompt, Lumi!

Subject: Look 10 Years Younger


No Money Down
No Interest
24 Months to Pay (for qualified applicants)

Find a LUMINEERS Dentist near you

My response:

No, thank you. I'm perfectly content looking like the worn-out, broom-riding hag that I am. I've earned everyone of these gray hairs, so there's no turning back the hands of time, now.

I never smile anymore, so what's the point? Look pissed, and no one wants anything from you.

If you should ever come up with a way to squeeze 48 hours into a 24 hour day, you have my full, undivided attention. Throw in a free maid and I'll even bring a friend along.


Jeannie May 4, 2009 at 5:21 PM  

Brilliant! The only people I hate more than email spam/marketers are telemarketers.

HTF May 5, 2009 at 12:49 AM  

Marvelous! I'm now inspired to reply to spam just a bit more than I already do!
Great blog.

I am Harriet May 5, 2009 at 8:26 AM  

I know someone that actually got a separate email account just to harass these people. He had the best time doing it too!

Just checking in to see how the comment challenge is going.

Dee-Zigns Handcrafted Jewelry May 5, 2009 at 8:41 AM  

LOL, I'd love to see the face of the person receiving that one.

Mom's Fortress of Solitude May 5, 2009 at 8:45 AM  

That's a great idea, Harriet. I might just do that. LOL

The comment challenge is going great. It would be going even better, though, if I weren't so wordy in my comments.

I tend to write a short novel when commenting, so my numbers reflect literal paragraphs. ;o)

I'm having Tons O' Fun, though, and meeting some very wonderful people. This was an awesome idea!

RockstarMama May 17, 2009 at 10:22 AM  

Brilliant!! Now we'll need more spam-responses to the people always trying to sell me viagra.

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Angela McCoy is a freelance writer/editor, military wife and work at home mom (WAHM) to four boys with special needs. Her writing encompasses a myriad of topics -- Autism, ADHD, Auditory Processing Disorder, Cystinosis, Fanconi's Syndrome, kidney transplant, and more -- influenced by her two teenagers and seven-year-old twins. She considers writing to be therapeutic and utilizes her skills to counsel and inspire her readers. Angela is a quick-witted, 'no holds barred,' tell it like it is' humorist who has learned that laughter truly is the best antidote to life's adversities.

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