Unconscious Mutterings Week 314

Week 314:

1. Take :: two of these and call me in the morning.

2. 350 :: My weight goal by May 31st. Bring on the donuts!

3. Stand :: up and be counted. Sit down and your ass is numbered.

4. Raspberry :: No, I'm sure that's crimson.
5. Turnstile :: Confuscious say, "Man who go through airport turnstile sideways is surely going to Bancock."

6. Infomercial :: But Wait! There's more to waste your hard-earned money on!

7. Dejected :: Am I being THAT obvious?

8. What’s the word? :: Um . . . butt plug?

9. Awestruck :: Yep . . . that's Awe's truck, alright.

10. Smashed :: If only I could be right now.