1. Take :: two of these and call me in the morning.
2. 350 :: My weight goal by May 31st. Bring on the donuts!
3. Stand :: up and be counted. Sit down and your ass is numbered.
4. Raspberry :: No, I'm sure that's crimson.
5. Turnstile :: Confuscious say, "Man who go through airport turnstile sideways is surely going to Bancock."
6. Infomercial :: But Wait! There's more to waste your hard-earned money on!
7. Dejected :: Am I being THAT obvious?
8. What’s the word? :: Um . . . butt plug?
9. Awestruck :: Yep . . . that's Awe's truck, alright.
10. Smashed :: If only I could be right now.
Friday, April 17, 2009