Unconscious Mutterings Week 317

Week 317:

1. Carpet :: dare I say drapes?

2. William :: Shakespeare

3. Oh! :: My Dog!

4. Board game :: Those still exist?

5. Sunlight :: and wiskers on kittens . . . Shut up!

6. Delay :: Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow at 11:00. OK, maybe 12:00 then. Oh Hell . . . Let's just say next week.

7. Winner :: Read the fine print

8. Concubine :: What? There aren't enough men to go around and now we have to share? I'd rather be single.

9. Comatose :: that moment just before the alarm goes off and then gets hurdled across the room.

10. Satisfy :: flying solo on this one