1. Carpet :: dare I say drapes?
2. William :: Shakespeare
3. Oh! :: My Dog!
4. Board game :: Those still exist?
5. Sunlight :: and wiskers on kittens . . . Shut up!
6. Delay :: Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow at 11:00. OK, maybe 12:00 then. Oh Hell . . . Let's just say next week.
7. Winner :: Read the fine print
8. Concubine :: What? There aren't enough men to go around and now we have to share? I'd rather be single.
9. Comatose :: that moment just before the alarm goes off and then gets hurdled across the room.
10. Satisfy :: flying solo on this one
Friday, April 17, 2009