Unconscious Mutterings Week 313

Week 313:

1. Unwanted :: I'm gonna eat some worms

2. You’d better :: listen to me. I'm not talkin' just to hear my head rattle!

3. Woman :: Woe, Man! You're putting that where?!?


4. Weighed :: hmmm . . . cinder blocks and a muddy river come to mind.

5. Upright :: Down left?

6. I feel :: pretty. Oh so pretty! NOT!

7. Ill :: Yah . . . That's more like it.

8. It’s like :: ". . . shoving an umbrella up your ass and opening it!" Robin Williams on Child Birth

9. Poor man :: was so hot, he burst into flames

10. Great :: Balls of fire!