1. Unwanted :: I'm gonna eat some worms
2. You’d better :: listen to me. I'm not talkin' just to hear my head rattle!
3. Woman :: Woe, Man! You're putting that where?!?
4. Weighed :: hmmm . . . cinder blocks and a muddy river come to mind.
5. Upright :: Down left?
6. I feel :: pretty. Oh so pretty! NOT!
7. Ill :: Yah . . . That's more like it.
8. It’s like :: ". . . shoving an umbrella up your ass and opening it!" Robin Williams on Child Birth
9. Poor man :: was so hot, he burst into flames
10. Great :: Balls of fire!
Friday, April 17, 2009